Krystyn’s 44th Birthday Portal: The Alchemy of Life in Full Bloom

It’s birthday episode time, and this one is a special portal of magic, reflection, and a whole lot of laughter as we celebrate Krystyn’s 44th year around the sun. From the very beginning, Krystyn knew this year would be life-changing—and now that it’s here, we’re cracking open the alchemy of it all. In classic Two Mystic Mamas fashion, things take a turn down memory lane as we revisit the hilariously dark internet relic of the late 90s: the Death Clock. Yep. We went there. Somehow, it all ties into aging gracefully, living a long, vibrant life, and deciding not to take ourselves too seriously (even when the existential dread kicks in).

This episode is a wild mix of soul talk and sass. And in a very LuAnna-inspired twist, we take a detour into sexual health, libido, and the unfiltered realities of being mystical mamas in midlife. Let’s just say... it gets a little unhinged (and a lot hilarious).

Krystyn shares about her annual birthday traditions, the sacred unfolding she feels in this moment of her life, and the dream of writing a book that keeps whispering louder. We talk synchronicity—because of course this is the 22nd episode of our 2nd season (222, baby!)—and how the past year has brought so much full-circle energy. It's raw, it's real, and, in Krystyn’s case, it includes an unapologetically high number of F-bombs. Consider yourself warned (and maybe a little blessed).

This one’s for anyone standing at the threshold of a new chapter, knowing something powerful is stirring within. Welcome to the birthday portal. Let’s walk through it together.